Thursday, October 19, 2006

kitchen idiot fel is back

hello everyone.

yes yes. just when you thought you wont hear anything about fel cooking since she's back in her motherland....

....you are wrong!

ahhahaha....

yes yes.... special occasion calls for extreme surprises like...fel cookin.

it's my muuuummmyyyy's biiiiirrthdaaaaaaaay...




















haaaaaaaaappy biiiirrrtthhdaaaaayyy mooommmmmm.....






















we even took out our wine glasses that has never shown themselves on our dinner table for the past....10 years. hahaha..ok..maybe not so long...

















taa daaaaaaaaaaa.....!!
ahahah...no close ups of the food. cos... it's.. not very preeetty...
they are ham wrapped prawns and beans... never knew purple and green is such a mismatch... the colour just makes the food so...tasteless...(which it isnt by the way.. thanx to the expensive ham i bought!) ahhahahaa...

failure 1: well.. nothing in my brain says that breadcrumbs doesnt stick onto ham. hahahaha.. sooo.. it was supposed to be a tempura sort of ham wrapped prawns.. but ended up having... still ham wrapped prawns... but with lumps of fried breadcrumbs. hmm...nice... hahahaha

failure 2: i wrapped this ... (daamn..i dont even remember the name) this short beans thingy... cos my mom is more of a veggie person... and other than the colour makes it looks very dull, apparently... i have to strip off the..."veins" (or so how i would like to call it) on the beans...cos when my mom ate it...she kept on pulling the "veins" out... which doesnt make eating very enjoyable.





















it was almost 9 pm and we were allll so hungry ....but i told them that they are not supposed to eat yet...
why??






















cos my "spanish rice" isnt cooked yet.

oh oh ...and i had this conversation with my dad:
(below is the translated version of course)

me: pa! i cooked spaanish riceee... aka.... PAELLA ....
dad: what? pai lak? nooo... today is tuesday...
me: -_-"

AHAHAHAH... only the hokkien dudes will understand....
pai lak means saturday in hokkien....

aniwaeeee....

failure 3: basically... i didnt measure all the stuff that i put in to cook... and of course... for inexperienced poo like me.. the food obviously wont turn out good. and it really didnt.
the rice wasnt cooked when we ate it.... and rice not so tasty too... quite bland... and the prawns are daarn hard... might have overcooked it or soemthing...

ahahhaha..i tell you...that was one yucky rice man. i think i have failed alll my teacher chefs back in uk....i.e. stella and daphne yuan.
i'm sorry maaaaan... i can only blame the kitchen. ahahhaha.. it was...so... not conducive for cooking. ahhahahaahha... and we are using this really old fashioned stove... and we cant even CONTROL the fire maaan!!! sigh.. oh well...cant blame us... we are not a cooking kind of family... nobody cooks in our family... so so.. now you know why i'm the kitchen idiot that i am... ahhahaha....



















one hell of a sweaty, hectic night in the kitchen man.

but oh well... it's the thought that counts rite mom? *grin*

8 comments:

dai said...

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA

yes very sweet of you dude.

-jiaen- said...

Fel, you look like your mom!! ;)
yeah, well done btw. hehe.

valentinA said...

FELICIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: is it coz u miss me SOOOO much that u cooked the spanish rice?! :D
good try dudeeee, even though there're some failures, it was so sweet of ya mannnnn
And no worries, u'll meet a sexy hubby to whip up dishes for ya!:P
btw when's ur mum's bday? it was my bro's yesterday (18Oct)!!

fe li ci a said...

hahaha...

wah wah wah... so many comments all of a sudden!

yes thank you dai.. i know i'm very sweet. ahahHAHAHAHAH..

errrnnnnyyyy...heeeellloooooo... i look like my mom meh?? reaaallly... i guess so.. i inherited her height also man. ahahahha... where got well doneee... big failure maaan. ahhahaha... blog more kayy...!! update us on life!

steellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....ya.. spanish rice is the only thing i learnt from you. hahaha... all the rest...(except profiteroles which i obviously wont be able to make) i forgot man. forgot as in..forgot how to make.. ahhaha..good try maybe.. but naaah..wont be cooking in the near future i say man... sexy hubby to whip up my dishes..mmmm... i ilke that.. ahhaahha... INTRO ME ONE LAAAA...hahaha..

my mom's bdae is on the 17th maaan..one day before..but woah..that's very near yea.. alriteeyyy.... TAKE CAREE STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous said...

PAELLA should be pronounced as 'PA-E-YA', and not 'pai-la'.

can't blame ur dad, it's ur fault!

fe li ci a said...

and may i know who is this smart aleck! ahahahha...

oke laa.. fine laaa... no one told me it's "PA-E-YA" alriteee...

Daffy said...

WAH! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU SO SWEET?!!?!? if i were your mummy i'd be entirely entirely entirely touched even through the green veins and uncooked, tasteless rice as you said. Definitely. :) I can only hope my daughter next time will be as thoughtful as YOU! And i'm not saying this just to make you happy, I really feel this way. Come back to Singapore SOON!!!!!!!!!!

fe li ci a said...

wah laoo..daph..

can dont make it sounds like such A SURPRISE that i am cooking for my mom caaaaaan... hahahahah.. in uk i also got cook waaaat!!!

hehehhe.... but thaaaaanx. i love compliments.. ahahhaha... ya ya.. i'm going i'm going.... yoga hoh yoga hoh! dont fong fei gei me... ahhahah...unless i fong fei gei you... then it's oke... woahahhah..